About Me


  •  My name is Kyle Jacobson.
  • My thought process is like a Tonka truck in Nova Scotia, on fire.
  • I really enjoy a good write once in a while. I also really like a good right occasionally. Justice.
  • I plan on getting a BA in English with an emphasis in Creative Writing, and a minor in poverty.
  • I feel that life is too short not to do what you love and to not be who you are.
  • Satire makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, or is that just antacid?
  • I live in Provo, Utah. I'm originally from Alpine, UT.
  • I hope to live on the East Coast.
  • I also hope to one day live in England.